Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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