4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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