So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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