Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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