He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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