..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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