For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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