you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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