dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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