I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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