Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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