so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
operation have a gay friend backfired
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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