ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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You. Win. At. Life.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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