wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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