Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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