at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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