You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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