Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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