Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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