fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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