Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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