dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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