no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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