Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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