hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
