omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
