Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize
