Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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