We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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