i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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