at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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