I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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