i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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