relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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