jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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