just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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