Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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