after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
vagina is talking i cant
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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