let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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