Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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