Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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