I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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