did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
