i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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