He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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