is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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