who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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