we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
where are you?
Hypothermia
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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