It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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