i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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