Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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