i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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