okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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