Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
