So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I have post one night stand depression
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