The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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