I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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